I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via katelyn-jane)
in the beatles fandom, we don’t say “i love you” we say “lordy lordy picca mclennon goo goo g’joob no paul das gay” which roughly translates to “it’s fuck day”. tragically beautiful
(via honeydisconnectthephone)










