“Come join in the last hurrah with open sores and open jaw.”

I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via katelyn-jane)

themeanalysis:

Instead of champagne toast, Coke in old fashioned bottles!

tragicalhistorytour:

in the beatles fandom, we don’t say “i love you” we say “lordy lordy picca mclennon goo goo g’joob no paul das gay” which roughly translates to “it’s fuck day”. tragically beautiful

(via honeydisconnectthephone)

waking up with coffee and CCR this morning.